‘Twas the night before surgery
and all through the house
I was frantically cleaning, even
ironed my blouse
The cupboards were empty, the
shelves, they were bare
There was nothing but soup and
protein shakes there.
My family was nestled all snug
in their beds,
While visions of new life danced
in my head
I packed my PJ’s, the ones with
the snap
And laid my head down for a
short, little nap.
Before I knew it, the alarm
night did shatter
I jumped up knowing I would
never be fatter.
As I walked out the door, I tossed
my last “stash”
And away to the hospital we flew
like a flash.
They prepped me and poked me, to
sleep I did go
I knew all was well, such care
they did show.
When I was awakened, but who
should appear?
The surgeon, the nurse and
nutritionist dear.
They gave me a cup and a pink
swabbie stick
If I did more than sip, I would
surely be sick.
More rapid than eagles, my
courses they came
The message was clear, this is
no game.
“No sodas! No solids! The
protein must mix in
Four weeks from now, purees
you’ll be fixin’”
And now down to x-ray! Oh, what
a ball!
Now drink it down! Drink it
down! Drink it down all!
Then like a hurricane, my time
it did fly
The discharge nurse said a fond
“good-bye.”
So, into my brave new world I
flew
With heart full of hope for my
life anew.
I mixed and I measured, looking
for proof
That this huge decision had not
been a goof.
Then one happy day the scale
turned around
The weight begin falling, it
fell with a bound.
I became overjoyed from my head
to my foot
Bought brand new clothes, and
spent lots of loot.
All my old “fat” clothes in a
box I did pack
Off to the Goodwill with the
sack on my back.
My eyes – how they twinkled, my
soul it was merry!
My husband sent roses. He was
pleased, very!
And now, my new tool I have
gotten to know
My spirits have risen from
depths oh so low
I live from above and not from
beneath
Support, love and joy the team
does bequeath
I never thought possible, losing
my belly
(Although it still shakes like a
bowlful of jelly)
My dreams are no longer on the back
shelf
I can stand quite tall and be
proud of myself
With confidence now, there is
nothing to dread
Life is a joy, it is full steam
ahead
As I was told, this new way is
work
I make the choice, the rules I
won’t shirk
There’s no way to say as I end
this prose
How happy I am, how much my
peace grows
I skip and I sing, and sometime
I whistle
My spirits soar high, like the
down of a thistle
And so I will close with not one
ounce of strife:
“Good health to all, and to all
a long life!”
Julie Dostal 12/22/05
Adapted from The Night Before
Christmas
By Clement Clarke Moore
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